One night, an 87-year-old woman came home from Bingo to
find her husband in bed with another woman. Angry, she
became violent and ended up pushing him off the balcony of
their apartment, killing him instantly. When brought before the
court on charges of murder, she was asked if she had anything
to say to defend herself.

"Well, Your Honor," she replied coolly. "I figured that at 92, if
he could make love to another woman, he could fly!"